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Quotables - Tank Girl Quotes

You've stumbled onto the archive of Tank Girl quotes. These are some of the random things she has uttered while drunk & disorderly and on the prowl. These notable quotes also appear randomly on many of this site's pages.

  • “I don’t go nowhere without my tank! Otherwise I wouldn’t be tank girl, now would I? No, I’d be no-tank girl.”
  • “We’re anarchists, you motherfuckers!”
  • “Jeez! I feel like I’ve eaten a toilet bowl.”
  • “Jet Girl! Cook up the afterbirth an’ we’ll have some soup!”
  • “An’ for the last time-- I ain’t havin’ no messiah! Say it again an’ you’ll be breathin’ through one fist-sized nostril!”
  • “That’s five bucks you owe me! I told you he never drowned!”
  • “But I’m not lettin’ these rats get away with it! Okay, everybody shuddup an’ lissen!”
  • “Oh! Shit for brains! Bring me some more coffee, you big pussy, and take that stupid hat off!”
  • “I’ve got to follow my instincts, O’ Hell. And believe you me, this stincts to high heaven.”
  • “Who cares? We got big guns ain’t we?”
  • “Suck on these you arrogant bastard!”
  • “We’re losing them Ranger! I’ll slow them down with my tomahawk!”
  • “You’ll never become a finely tuned killing machine if you don’t put your heart into it. Asshole!”
  • “Luckily, I’d remembered to bring the Trojans... Hey O’Madagain, thought you were supposed to have stamina.”
  • “Too late anyway, Pruneface. World War Three’s already started!”
  • “This is goodbye, baby! You were a good shag. See you in Hell.”
  • “Lock the rest 'o these sneaky baskets in here till we figure out what we're gonna do with them!”
  • “Jeez, these are some of the greediest, rottenest folk alive!”
  • “What good's one Sub, one Tank an' one Jet gonna do? They're throwing nukes down there!”
  • “Suck lead, ya ugly bastard!”
  • “It was only the once. I was drunk!”
  • “You can do whatever you want with your waxy stick, I’m finding myself a dune where I can catch some rays and trip out on the sunset.”
  • “We don’t have to kill and run anymore. We can stay here and live off the land. We’ll raise children and wait for the current world system to collapse.”