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Everything you need to know about what’'s happening online and in the real world of Tank Girl.


• News: Everything you need to know about Tank Girl merchandise, reprints and her creators latest efforts.

• What’s New: See the latest additions to the site.

• Not So New: Same thing just older. OK, it's the farking archive of crap.

• The Creators: Tidbits about Jamie Hewlett and Alan Martin.

• Resurrection: Long ago fans hunched over in misery waiting for the next issue to arrive. We want to go back there... hunched over, miserable and WAITING FOR THE NEXT ISSUE!

• Deja Vu: Archive of some of the past site designs to reassure you that this site is the same one you’ve already grown tired of.

All about the Tank Girl comics from a meet-and-greet with the cast of characters to cover photos and fan fiction.

• About Tank Girl: A brief history of... ME!
• Entourage: The low-down on me, my friends and a couple of people I killed.
• The Covers: I'm a star and have graced many different covers - go look at ‘em.
• Under The Covers: But the real deal is what I do under my covers. Here are the dastardly plots to my depraved engagements.
• Tall Tank Tales: Fan induced (and written) stories about the boldest chick to crash a tank in the Outback.
• Quotables: Keep tabs on my foul mouth and the atrocities that fall out of it.

The place to be for downloading your favorite images from the comics and a few other random sources.

• Galleries: See me! Feel me! Lick the screen! Original images from the comix and a few other oddball sources.
• Peep of the Week: My weekly (or thereabouts...) display of Tank-greatness (a fawing picture!).
• Stuff: Cool Tanky stuff from ebay.com.
• Be Tank Girl: Everyone wants to be Tank Girl, but only these chicks have the guts to make it happen!

The movie spawned a ton of merchandise... here’s a look at some of it.

• Movie: Ya heard that right! I'm a movie star - a big one! And it spawned a cottage industry of stuff all about ME.
• Soundtrack: Do you like to sing in the shower? I hate fawkin’ showers, but that’s no reason mot to own (or download) my movie soundtrack.
• Making of Tank Girl: All the crap I had to deal with while they screwed around trying to make me more famous.
• Trading Cards: Lots of people dream of having thier own trading card. I’ve got a whole deck full and you can see the front and back of each card as you drool over my good looks.
• Movie Props: Artifacts and relics from my movie career.
• My Ride: Info about my ruff & tumble carriage of destruction.
• Roll Playing Game: I'm not one for playing games, but this’ll tell you how to create your own Outback and disappear from your miserable life as mine swallows you whole.
• Novel: Nothing to do with Alan, but here's a guy named Martin who ripped my life into a book. Read the whole thing online.
• Where Are They Now?: My layabout costars really need to get their careers in gear... like me. See what they’ve been up to lately.

More fun than you can shake a tank at! From games and oddities to bizarre image galleries and e-cards... its all here.

• Frivolity: Puzzles, games and a lot of stupid crap.
• Tanked Galleries: Cut & Paste nightmares to oggle from bridal galleries and toon coverups to pop culture icon impersonations and assorted idiocy.
• Links: Places you can go.
• Downloads: Wallpapers, AIM icons, fonts and utilities.
• E-cards: Stop sending lame e-cards! Send these!

• Online Forum: A place to post your inner most thoughts so complete strangers can rip them to shreds and humiliate you.

Items you’ll find on the Trespassing Sign at the bottom of each page.


• What’s New: See the latest additions to the site.
• WTF: A candid explanation of this site’s existence.
• Contact: Drop me an e-mail to let me know your gripes and see what everyone else is bitchin’ about.
• Site Map: You’re lookin’ at it!!!!
• Tank Girl Shop: The best place to find Tank Girl products from DVDs and soundtracks to t-shirts and other swag.