');
}
// functions for folder level two
function showTankyHead2(){
document.write('
');
}
// functions for folder level one
function showTankyHead(){
document.write('
');
}
//END Rotating Tanky Head image script
// Rotating Quote Script
var Quote=new Array() // do not change this!
// Set up the Quotes to be shown, below.
// To add more Quotes, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array. Remember
// to increment the Quote[x] index!
Quote[0] = "“I don’t go nowhere without my tank! Otherwise I wouldn’t be tank girl, now would I? No, I’d be no-tank girl.”";
Quote[1] = "“We’re anarchists, you motherfuckers!”";
Quote[2] = "“Jeez! I feel like I’ve eaten a toilet bowl.”";
Quote[3] = "“Jet Girl! Cook up the afterbirth an’ we’ll have some soup!”";
Quote[4] = "“An’ for the last time-- I ain’t havin’ no messiah! Say it again an’ you’ll be breathin’ through one fist-sized nostril!”";
Quote[5] = "“That’s five bucks you owe me! I told you he never drowned!”";
Quote[6] = "“But I’m not lettin’ these rats get away with it! Okay, everybody shuddup an’ lissen!”";
Quote[7] = "“Oh! Shit for brains! Bring me some more coffee, you big pussy, and take that stupid hat off!”";
Quote[8] = "“I’ve got to follow my instincts, O’ Hell. And believe you me, this stincts to high heaven.”";
Quote[9] = "“Who cares? We got big guns ain’t we?”";
Quote[10] = "“Suck on these you arrogant bastard!”";
Quote[11] = "“We’re losing them Ranger! I’ll slow them down with my tomahawk!”";
Quote[12] = "“You’ll never become a finely tuned killing machine if you don’t put your heart into it. Asshole!”";
Quote[13] = "“Luckily, I’d remembered to bring the Trojans... Hey O’Madagain, thought you were supposed to have stamina.”";
Quote[14] = "“Too late anyway, Pruneface. World War Three’s already started!”";
Quote[15] = "“This is goodbye, baby! You were a good shag. See you in Hell.”";
Quote[16] = "“Lock the rest 'o these sneaky baskets in here till we figure out what we're gonna do with them!”";
Quote[17] = "“Jeez, these are some of the greediest, rottenest folk alive!”";
Quote[18] = "“What good's one Sub, one Tank an' one Jet gonna do? They're throwing nukes down there!”";
Quote[19] = "“Suck lead, ya ugly bastard!”";
Quote[20] = "“It was only the once. I was drunk!”";
Quote[21] = "“You can do whatever you want with your waxy stick, I’m finding myself a dune where I can catch some rays and trip out on the sunset.”";
Quote[22] = "“We don’t have to kill and run anymore. We can stay here and live off the land. We’ll raise children and wait for the current world system to collapse.”";
// ======================================
// Do not change anything below this line
// ======================================
var Q = Quote.length;
var whichQuote=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function displayQuote(){
document.write('Echoing through the hills...' + Quote[whichQuote] + '
- Tank Girl'); } // END Rotating Quotes // Show/hide script // showMe function showMe(what) { what = document.getElementById(what); what.style.display='inline'; } // hideMe function hideMe(what) { what = document.getElementById(what); what.style.display='none'; } // used to show/hide layers/spans function showHide(show,hide){ var showArray = show.split(",") var s = showArray.length for(i = 0; i < s; i++) { var imShowing = showArray[i]; showMe(imShowing); } var hideArray = hide.split(",") var h = hideArray.length for(i = 0; i < h; i++) { var imHiding = hideArray[i]; hideMe(imHiding); } } // END Show/hide script // copyright script function writeCopyright(){ var strReturn = new String(); strReturn += ('Copyright ©2000 - 2010 Tank Girl - the girl U want & Booga. All rights reserved.'); document.writeln(strReturn); } // END copyright script //