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What’s New Archive

September 2003

  • 9/20/03 - We have a new work of Fan Art.
    Finally, a new Peep of the Week.

  • 9/13/03 - She's a doll and a helluva Tank Girlz candidate!

  • 9/5/03 - Our latest entrant into Tank Girlz ain't fawkin' around - she's the real-deal!

August 2003

July 2003

June 2003

May 2003

  • 5/31/03 - We got a little behind - rilly rilly sorry - but Tanky has a whole raft of necessary advice for all those of you who've had the guts to Ask Tank Girl.
    If you haven't seen "Tank Girl - The Movie", here's the best part.
    Sandra joins the Tank Girlz!

  • 5/26/03 - We have a new piece of Fan Art of a classic Tanky pose. Nicely done!
    Sal enters the ranks of the Tank Girlz. Go vote!

  • 5/22/03 - New Peep of the Week.
    There's a new entry in Tank Girlz. Go vote!

  • 5/12/03 - Read up on "The Net" in Tall Tank Tales.
    We're not sure this site is still being updated, but take a look at "Get Tanked". You'll find it on the Links area.
    Check out our latest find in Tank Girlz and vote for Cat!

  • 5/3/03 - Ailyna says she's one of the Tank Girlz and shows a lot of enthusiasm... among other things.

April 2003

  • 4/27/03 - New Peep of the Week also found in the new Tank Girl 3 Gallery.

  • 4/19/03 - Deborah shows some 'Tanky' love for her Booga in Tank Girlz.
    Check out this target="_blank">Tank Girl thesis in the Links area.
    And we added a poll to the Introduction page. Each time you visit, ya may get a different poll.

  • 4/18/03 - We have three new works of Fan Art!

  • 4/13/03 - We've decided that there will be no more fooling around when it comes to the Peep of the Week - that's some serious shite. OK this is an old picture, but it's a higher-resolution image... and it's farking huge! You'll want to print it out, slap it on yer wall and invite yer grandma over to take a peek - Lookit!!!
    And I implore you to tell Alan Martin all of your wildest Tank Girl desires so he will feel compelled to write a TG Novel!

  • 4/5/03 - Melanie sent us some fine Tanky Fan Art.
    There's a new gurl in town... and she's one of da Tank Girlz.

  • 4/1/03 - April Fawrkin' Fool's Day!!!

March 2003

  • 3/31/03 - You ask... she knows... if yer lucky she won't kill you. More advice from Ask Tank Girl.

  • 3/22/03 - Hang on kiddies, the Peep of the Week is back in action.
    New Fan Art as well.
    Alicia has exploded into the Tank Girlz area. Whatcha think of her? We like.
    * Help Alan!

  • 3/14/03 - There's someone new in Tank Girlz, but she claims to be Jet Girl. Vote yer opinion.
    And keep telling Alan all your TANK-fantasies so he can write em up in his fookin' novel.

  • 3/10/03 - Thank God (or anyone involved in the matter) someone sent in some Fan Art - I was this close (way fuckin' close) to drawing something myself. AND we don't want that to happen. I suck at drawing.

  • 3/8/03 - FYI: Alan Martin (original author of the TG comix) IS interested in writing a Tanky novel. This is not a wishful fantasy I'm indulging, but the real-deal. He needs to gage the feedback of Tank Girl fans and is reading your feedback! So, let him know how much you crave a Tank Girl novel!!

February 2003

  • 2/28/03 - Today we have a mission (this is the real deal, folks).
    Alan Martin, Tank Girl's original writer, is picking up his pen with Tank-like thoughts dancing through his head - possibly in the form of a novel. AND he wants your oppinion on a few things.
    Let's Crank More Tank!

  • 2/26/03 - The Odyssey and a new T-shirt round out our News for today.
    A new AIM icon is available in Downloadz.

  • 2/24/03 - 6 Months, R!
    Check out our latest contestant to enter the archives of the Tank Girlz. Go vote for her!
    And just so you don't go thinking we live solely to post pics of naked cuties in Tank Girlz (actually, this one's not naked - a pleasant change), there's a new Peep of the Week from the June 1993 issue of Tank Girl 2.

  • 2/21/03 - More wisdom pours out to those in need courtesy of Ask Tank Girl.
    We have another entrant today in Tank Girlz.

  • 2/19/03 - New items (Jackets, Vests & Hoodies) are now available in the Tank Girl Store.
    For a daily laugh, check out Yodelhead's Funnies Page now located in the Links area.

  • 2/14/03 - Happy Valentine's Day, R!
    No better way to do up V day than with a new entrant in Tank Girlz.

  • 2/10/03 - I'm pissed and I'm gonna Rant about it. Join me!

  • 2/8/03 - A recent article in the NYT prompted me to think about the station wagon my family used to own. Check out our other Links.

  • 2/5/03 - LOWER PRICES and lots of NEW STUFF in the Tank Girl Store from stickers to panties and a cute stupid little "fuck off" teddy bear. Check it out and I'm sure you'll wanna Buy My Sh*t.

  • 2/4/03 - It's a darn shame that Christina has lost her virgin-cutie appeal, but at the same time its kinda fun to see what Xtina will do next (XXX maybe?). Still I'll bet she longs to be Tank Girl - ya know, out bringing havoc and confusion upon the innocents. Wait a farkin' minute - she is doing that! She and Jenna are in the Fake Celebrity Galleries.
    A fan sent us a splendid new piece of Fan Art.

  • 2/3/03 - Yay! We got another of these phucking things!

  • 2/1/03 - We are starting out February with a new entrant in the halls of the Tank Girlz. Voting's on!

January 2003

  • 1/30/03 - We've been fixing some broken links here and there. If you spot any - LET US KNOW. We want this site to suck less and you can help!
    If someone's peeping in yer window - Peep right back at 'em!! And check out the Peep of the Week

  • 1/21/03 - Got a new one - drop off your ballots over in Tank Girlz.
    Added Chloe's site to the Links area (she was one of our Tank GirlZ).
    Also added a link for the Get Tanked forum (on Live Journal) to the Links area.

  • 1/20/03 - A fan was looking for a pic of the skull on Jet's jet - in the movie. Here it is along with the beginning of a new gallery, The Making of Tank Girl from the book by Titan.

  • 1/16/03 - There's a new Peep of the Week which came from the 9/95 issue of Tank Girl Magazine.

  • 1/14/03 - Here's a first for this site... we have a Tank Girlz alumni! Chloe returns with a new set of photos for the Tank Girlz. She first appeared in 2001. Cast yer vote on her Tanky-ness.

  • 1/13/03 - There's a fine line between Tanky and porn and we had to do some editing on our end to further blur the distinction and keep an NC-17 rating for Lissie and her desire to be one of the Tank Girlz. So, whether ya know her or not, cast yer vote on her Tanky-ness.

  • 1/12/03 - News: Check out this interview with Alan Martin.

  • 1/8/03 - Cast yer votes for Katie in Tank Girlz.

  • 1/7/03 - We made an update to the Fake Celebrity Galleries to make them more accessible. Go find your favorite celeb decked out Tanky style! Or submit someone new!

  • 1/6/03 - Hugh? Hey You! Yeah... U!  We want  U  to know how to make this site better. You can find "U" on the main navigation bar at the top of the site. Submit sumpthing, dammit!!!!
    Sunnie created a fawkin' nifty Tall Tank Tale for YOUR enjoyment. So go enjoy, NOW!

  • 1/3/03 - Got a swell New Year's Resolution?
    You do?
    Great!
    Now go f *ck yerself and check out Tanky's resolution with a new Peep of the Week.
    Sunnie is our first daring gal of 2003 to yell, "I AM TANK GIRL!". Go see what all the commotion is about and don't forget to VOTE!
    Take a look at (or a leak on) the new Tank Girl Magazine Gallery. It features images that are fairly hard to come by and were not included in the regular comic series in 1995.
    Download the latest Tank Girl Wallpapper (Tanky & Booga - out on a wild ride) for your computer.
    If you're new to this site, sign the petition to help get Tank Girl comics re-released and tell us a bit about yerself.

  • 1/2/03 - Another passionate fan sent in a work of Fan Art.

December 2002

  • 12/31/02 - More expert advice is dispensed to those bold enough to seek guidance from Ask Tank Girl. So, drop her a line and let her guide you into depravity, too!
    Gigi sneaks in RIGHT under the wire for 2002 and joins the Tank GirlZ. Ya gotta vote on her Tank-factor - she's smokin'!

  • 12/29/02 - Sneaking in just before New Year's Day is another one for the Tank GirlZ. Don't forget to vote on her Tank-factor.

  • 12/26/02 - Just one day past Christmas and Katie has joined the Tank GirlZ. Don't forget to vote on her Tank-factor.

  • 12/23/02 - We added a new Image from the June 1995 issue of The Odyssey.

  • 12/19/02 - You can now buy the Tank Girl books, soundtrack and movie directly from our site!! The permanent link is on top of each page (buy my sh*t)
    We have a bit of good News about Tank Girl 3!
    SIX new images have been added to the Apocalypse Gallery (from the Jan. and Feb. 1995 issues).

  • 12/16/02 - Added more details and cast members to the Where Are They Now section of the Girl on Film area.
    Frankie sent in some pics for the Tank GirlZ area. Vote on her Tank-ness!
    She may just be "Jenny from the block", but over here J-Lo's just a Fake Celebrity getting the Tanky treatment along with new addition, Avril.

  • 12/13/02 - Today is Friday the 13th!
    We have EIGHT new images in the Apocalypse Gallery (from the November and December 1995 issues). If you don't own these issues, you may never have seen these images. I rarely find them on other sites.
    One re-scan was added (from the February 1996 issue) to provide a better image.
    New Peep of the Week.

  • 12/11/02 - We created a new gallery for Miscellaneous images that are not very Tanky related. Some of the pics you'll find here were moved from their previous location - so you may recognize a few, but we added a new one to comment on Spielberg's TV mini-series Taken.
    Check out LL in Tank GirlZ.
    Added a larger image to the Odyssey Gallery.
    Chyler and Brandise are the latest Fake Celebrities.

  • 12/10/02 - Send a holiday greeting to friends, family or anyone else who might be annoyed by such a thing - now available in E-cardz. And tell 'em Tank Girl sent ya!!

  • 12/9/02 - Knock 'em dead, Ray!! (New job...)
    Several people have asked for it so here ya go! An archive of Tanky's Quotables can now be found in the Strips area.
    Apparently you don't need a glowing smile to be one of the Tank GirlZ - cast yer votes!

  • 12/8/02 - Are you Pissed or otherwise too? Maybe you should Ask Tank Girl about yer troubles.

  • 12/7/02 - See the latest wisdom about cheating boyfriends in the Ask Tank Girl column.

  • 12/6/02 - Natalie and Isla have joined the Fake Celebrity galleries.

  • 12/3/02 - New Area Launched!
    Ask Tank Girl - Now when the world craps on your sense of reason or sane interchanges with insane, you can Ask Tank Girl about it. She'll sort out your difficulties.
    We moved the Forum to the Waste Your Time area. It made more sense over there... or so we thought. And you will too!!

November 2002

October 2002

  • 10/31/02 - Happy Halloween!
    Autry seems to be a most convincing entrant in the ranks of the Tank GirlZ. Cast your vote.

  • 10/25/02 - Miss P. wants to tell the world that she's one of the Tank GirlZ. Cast your votes to determine if she measures up (I bet she will).

  • 10/23/02 - Check out this Tanky Trivia Quiz. You'll also find it added to our Links.

  • 10/15/02 - It's too soon for another Peep of the Week, but here's a better image of the Tanky family from the final episode in Apocalypse.
    And Paige joins the Tank Girlz - don't forget to vote!

  • 10/12/02 - No no one wants to be a wannabe, unless you Wannabe Tank Girl.

  • 10/10/02 - Vote on how close Jillie is to being Tanky over in Tank Girlz.
    What's life without a new Peep of the Week.

  • 10/7/02 - View Shannon and Kari in the Fake Celebrites area.
    The Graphic Novels re-released by Titan are showing up in comic shops. More details in the News.
    Don't forget to VOTE on our latest chick to declare, "I AM TANK GIRL!!"

  • 10/6/02 - Two "classic" images have been added as wallpapers in the Downloadz area.

  • 10/4/02 - Added 4 new Wallpapers and another AIM icon to the Downloadz area.

  • 10/3/02 - Holy shit! A whole new site!!!
    Feeling a bit of deja vu? Start out with the sitemap, now called Where the F**k am I?, to get a description and location of the new & old areas.

    So, what's new?

    • A brand-spanking-new Peep of the Week.
    • There are THREE new Tall Tank Tales. Each story features depraved indifference to human life combined with mayhem and random idiocy.
    • The new Downloadz area has wallpapers, Instant Message icons, and movie trailers.
    • Next to Tank Girl herself, the Tank Girlz are the hippest chicks out there and each one has an axe to grind. Take a look and vote on whether you think "she is Tank Girl"!
    • There are TWO new Fake Celebrites. Take a look at Drew & Paulina!

September 2002

  • 9/15/02 - Wonders never cease... Everyone who missed out on the commercialism of Tanky's movie debut can now re-live a bit of it. Check out this News.

  • 9/6/02 - Check out these two ladies from Dragoncon 2002. They may well Be Tank Girl.

  • 9/3/02 - I'm married, happy and outta my fuckin' mind about my Tank Girl, but that doesn't mean that no one else wants to Be Tank Girl.

August 2002

  • 8/22/02 - I'm off to marry my Tank Girl just as one more fan is craving to Be Tank Girl.

  • 8/1/02 - More Fan Fiction. Yay!
    One story I wrote and the other was written by a chick who can chew nails, spit bullets and still blow a kiss to die for!

July 2002

  • 7/30/02 - So what's Naomi Watts doing Now? See a few new pics from In Style magazine.

  • 7/26/02 - I really wish someone would send in a killer Tank Girl story so I wouldn't have to keep subjecting you to my Fan Fiction.
    Another brave soul says she wants to Be Tank Girl

  • 7/24/02 - New Fan Fiction.

  • 7/17/02 - Check out a new work of Fan Art.

  • 7/15/02 - We had our 100,000th visitor to the site!

  • 7/9/02 - Two more chicks step up to Be Tank Girl.

  • 7/2/02 - Jen wants to Be Tank Girl. Whatcha think?

June 2002

  • 6/28/02 - Another entry into the Be Tank Girl area.
    Changed the navigation for the BE Tank Girl Archive - individual pages makes everything load faster. Enjoy!

  • 6/27/02 - how about a new work of Fan Fiction? And wouldn't you feel better in this world knowing that you were a contributor to the Fan Fic area?
    Our site was awarded with one of these phucking awards...

    Yay!

  • 6/25/02 - I've discovered an anomaly on the Being Tank Girl page - a term that means, a deviation or departure from the normal (a la L. Snicket) - many Tanky fans prefer to be photographed in the nude although that was never the express purpose of that area of the site.

  • 6/22/02 - We'd now like to see some pictures submitted by those who don't give a damn about Being Tank Girl.
    Check out Lemony Snicket in the Links area.

  • 6/20/02 - Isn't it fun to skulk off to a quite locale, take your clothes off while a friend photographs you in yer undies, so you can have your pix posted on a Tank Girl site, allowing you to tell the world that you can certainly Be Tank Girl? This would seem to be the case.

  • 6/14/02 - Nothing but ravenous chicks wanting to Be Tank Girl.

  • 6/11/02 - Again we have a flurry of chicks who want to Be Tank Girl.

  • 6/10/02 - Be Tank Girl or else!

  • 6/7/02 - Be Tank Girl or be nothing!

  • 6/5/02 - A new Pic of the Week has been added.

  • 6/4/02 - Visit the quicker version of the Tank Girl Store. Now you can enter the store with quicker loading times! Check out some of our newest product additions.
    Patsy gets the Fake Celebrity treatment.
    Georgette wants to Be Tank Girl.

  • 6/3/02 - Two more entries proving that blatant sexuality shouldn't be the only criteria for a woman wanting to Be Tank Girl, but it doesn't seem to hurt your chances either.

May 2002

  • 5/29/02 - As long as you have something to show, you can always Be Tank Girl... Or so it would seem.

  • 5/28/02 - If Tank Girl and Booga tied the knot, what would the bride wear?

  • 5/27/02 - Almost thought May would be a "dry" month, but finally a young lass stepped up to Be Tank Girl.

  • 5/20/02 - We have some more Fan Art to share with you.
    Some new products have been added to the Tank Girl Online Store!

April 2002

  • 4/30/02 - Doesn't anyone want to Be Tank Girl AND wear a shirt?

  • 4/29/02 - More products have been created for the new Tank Girl Online Store! Check 'em out!

  • 4/26/02 - Get yer money out and stop by the new Tank Girl Online Store!

  • 4/24/02 - There's a new Pic of the Week.
    Check out Pulp Comix, now listed on the Links page.

  • 4/22/02 - Everyone seems to want to Be Tank Girl.

  • 4/18/02 - Can she Be Tank Girl?

  • 4/16/02 - We have three new chicks who think they can Be Tank Girl.

  • 4/12/02 - There is an alleged "unpublished story" going around. Take a look in the Image Galleries.

  • 4/11/02 - If you have not checked out the update to the Trading Cards area, take a look and then take a Quiz based on the movie and Trading cards. You can find the quiz in the Frivolity area, among others.
    OMG! Another Pic of the Week.
    Removed the broken links (people who gave up on their Tank Girl sites) from the Links area.

  • 4/10/02 - We've done a major overhaul to the Trading Cards area. You can now view all 90 cards plus the collector cards.

  • 4/8/02 - Titan Books' re-issued TPG covers can be seen in the Comic Cover area. A bit more detail to these releases is in the News.

  • 4/5/02 - We have two new Fake Celebrity Profiles for you. Check out Christina and Kirsten!

  • 4/3/02 - Finally someone sent in some Fan Art. I was about to draw something myself and no one wants THAT to happen!

  • 4/2/02 - We have rearranged the Be Tank Girl area by adding an archive page and added not one, but TWO new chicks.

  • 4/1/02 - Our site is 2 years old today!

March 2002

  • 3/29/02 - Just when you thought life was too dismal to offer a miracle, we have updated the Pic of the Week.

  • 3/28/02 - It's been said, "You can lead a horse to water, but if we don't get some new images we'll kick your phuckin' ass!"
      Normally we don't respond well to mindless threats, however we do see the need keep you fans stuffed full of Tanky photos. So...

    Enjoy Gallery 9 containing photos from the early days of Tank Girl.

  • 3/23/02 - I asked MY Tank Girl to marry me. She said Phuck-Yeah!

  • 3/22/02 - If you think you can Be Tank Girl, check out Jax.

  • 3/12/02 - Here's one we haven't done for a while... Take a peek at our Fake Celebrities, Eliza and Kylie.

  • 3/12/02 - So, who doesn't want to Be Tank Girl?

  • 3/6/02 - Again our mailbox contained a fearless few (two) who want to Be Tank Girl.
    If anyone has Tanky pics hidden away or some fan art - or anything! - send it our way.

February 2002

  • 2/28/02 - This must be what they call a fluke. Yet another chick wants to Be Tank Girl. Keep the Pics coming!

  • 2/27/02 - Scary... We're now at three days in a row! Another chick claiming to Be Tank Girl.

  • 2/26/02 - Twice in two days! Another candidate steps forward to Be Tank Girl.

  • 2/25/02 - Everybody wants to Be Tank Girl.

  • 2/14/02 - Happy V-Day! Go Get your Tank Girl something pretty... pretty phuckin' k00l, that is.

  • 2/03/02 - Added a link to Chloe's Website. She can be found on the Be Tank Girl page.
    Join the latest craze to jump outta LA: Free Winona, found in the Links area.

January 2002

  • 1/25/02 - They just won't stop. You Tanky-like chicks keep sending in your pics. We love 'em!

  • 1/16/02 - More Tanky News.
    Updated the Site Map to better reflect some of the recent changes around here.
    Another chick who dreams of being Tank Girl.

  • 1/15/02 - Added more pics and info to the Where are They Now? gallery.

  • 1/14/02 - I've added a News area to the site. Yes, I know that seems foolish - read the phucking disclaimer on the page. You will also find this link in the navigation bar at the bottom of every page.

  • 1/9/02 - Here are a few odd Links of interest for those who didn't know Satan was incorporated and had cheerleaders.

  • 1/8/02 - New Pic of the Week - How cool is YOUR girlfriend?
    The entries keep getting more daring (aka provocative) and we're delighted to see so many of you showing your Tanky spirit.

  • 1/7/02 - OMG! More stuff on e-bay - got a light?.

  • 1/4/02 - In the spirit of starting out the New Year with a bold statement, Isabelle exudes Tanky-flair complete with bat wings.

  • 1/2/02 - So, another year is upon us. The site is still here and the spirit of Tank Girl forges ahead with a legion of fans who can't let the hippest chick in 2033 fall by the wayside.
    To start, a new piece of Fan Fiction was sent in called, It Was Like This. Check out the author!

December 2001

  • 12/10/01 - I guess the holidays bring out the Tanky in all of us. Here's the latest entry into I am Tank Girl.

November 2001

  • 11/28/01 - Britney is creeping back into the public eye with her new album which got me thinking about how she measures up to Tanky. This comparison is archived in the Frivolity area.

  • 11/7/01 - If my scanner were more accessible, I'd update the Pic of the Week more often. This shot is actually sketched on a T-shirt and can be found in the Fan Art area.

  • 11/5/01 - Added Rene Cigler to the Links page. Her wearable sculptures were featured in the film, Tank Girl, on Lori Petty and supporting actors.

September 2001

  • 9/27/01 - Need a new bikini or perhaps a pair of handcuffs? Check out Gunchicks.com which can now be found on the Links page.

  • 9/24/01 - New Pic of the Week.
    Added two more Deadline covers to the Comics Info page.
    New Stuff has been added including a New Page of Stuff!

  • 9/16/01 - As we gather and continue forward, here is a new Pic of the Week.

  • 9/11/01 - The world as we knew it has gone mad.

  • 9/9/01 - A fan created this K00L Tanky WallPaper. Put it on yer phuckin' desktop now!!! You can also find it in Image Gallery 8.

  • 9/7/01 - She's a sweet looking redhead, but don't be fooled - she wants to Be Tank Girl.

  • 9/4/01 - From Guns to Cellphones, check out some of this Tanky Stuff.

August 2001

  • 8/24/01 - There's another fan willing to put her "Tanky-ness" to the test and show us how far she'll go to Be Tank Girl.

  • 8/14/01 - The Fake Celebrity pages have been consolidated into fewer galleries. Same stuff, just more images per page.

  • 8/13/01 - Check out Mena doing it Tanky-style in the Fake Celeb area.

  • 8/12/01 - I posed a new BrainBash in the Frivolity area. Its complete with and interactive Poll! Now, doesn't that make it just a lot more fun? OK - not really...

  • 8/10/01 - Check out Amy Webber in the Fake Celeb area.

  • 8/8/01 - Finally!! Another piece of Fan Art was submitted. Keep em coming!
    New Pic of the Week

  • 8/7/01 - Sign the petition to have Tanky Comix re-printed!!
    Added Thoughts to the Navigation Bar. What a great update... as if you weren't pestered enough by the phucking pop-up window!
    Have you seen the Living Dead Dolls? Check em out on the Links page.

  • 8/6/01 - I "spiced up" the Fake Celebrity area... sort of.

  • 8/3/01 - I moved the Ressurection link to the main Navigation Bar. C'mon folks... we gotta get Tanky back in print!
    Updated the Sitemap to include the new areas I've added to the site.

  • 8/2/01 - There's another entry in the Be Tank Girl area.

July 2001

  • 7/29/01 - Added the DC/Vertigo forum to the Resurrection area. Sound off in these forums. Let the publishers know YOU WANT TANK GIRL BACK IN PRINT!

  • 7/27/01 - Added some more Stuff. Quite a bit, actually!
    And a new Pic of the Week
    Added a few more e-cardZ.
    Tenacious D found their way to the Links area. If you missed it on HBO, take a look and buy the album!

  • 7/26/01 - Take a Tanky Poll! You'll find this area in the Frivolity area.

  • 7/24/01 - Got a Tanky site? Join the TANK GIRL Site Ring.

  • 7/23/01 - Would you like to see her again?
    In all her filthy glory?
    On the pages of a comic book?
    Lets do it!
    The Tank Girl Resurrection link is now available in the navigation bar at the bottom of each page. We need you!
    Looking for a new bike? Have i got the Bike for you... Check out this pimpin' cruiser in the Links area.

  • 7/21/01 - Don't ya hate all those stupid phucking e-card sites! Not anymore. Cuz now there's a stupid phucking Tank Girl E-card Site. It is available in the main navigation bar.
    I removed AYB from the navigation bar. It's still available in the Images area.

  • 7/19/01 - Here's something fun (aka- insipid, ridiculous and a blatant time-waster) for you to do in your spare time... Ponder the meaning of absolute nothingness. No, not an introspective, inner look at your place in life. Just something to stimulate your brain when it's overburdened with on-the-job corporate shlock brought on by moron-managers who piss themselves from sheer laziness.
    For those in the above predicament, I offer you a Brain Bash. Updated Monthly (maybe), you'll find it in the Frivolity area.

  • 7/17/01 - Slight modification to the site through changing some the colors. Let me know if it is illegible. Thanks!
    Lori Petty pics are just hard to find, but I found two and added them to the Where Are They Now? Gallery.
    Found some more Costumes for sale on ebay. Take a look!

  • 7/15/01 - New Pic of the Week.
    And found some more Stuff.

  • 7/12/01 - Catherine, Renee, and The Twins appear as Fake Celebrities.
    In a perfect world I would have thought of this long ago, but here are some pics from the Tank Girl Movie.

  • 7/9/01 - Chloe sent in some k00l new pics. She may really be Tank Girl!
    aybabtu - and to the lord.

  • 7/6/01 - Wanna avoid a rilly rilly awful movie? It's easy to do. If you have a sudden urge to see AI: Artificial Intelligence, just stay home. If you don't believe me, walk by a theater playing this piece of drivel and stand very still. If you listen carefully, you will hear this film SUCK! all your pseudo-intelligence are belong to us.

  • 7/5/01 - Don't ya think Shirley Manson, from Garbage, would make a great Tank Girl? Yeah, me to.

  • 7/3/01 - Check out Virtual Crack and Kinky Cards in the Links area. A great way to reach out to that "special someone" and it's fun for the whole family!

June 2001

  • 6/29/01 - all your Gorillaz are belong to us.

  • 6/28/01 - Another candidate for "I AM TANK GIRL".
    aybabtu

  • 6/24/01 - Found some more k00l Stuff on ebay.com.
    Added 2 more Deadline covers to the Comics area.

  • 6/21/01 - New Pic of the Week. A strange one, but new all the same...
    all your sk8 videos are belong to us.

  • 6/18/01 - Another brave soul has stepped up to the "I AM TANK GIRL" challenge.

  • 6/17/01 - Added a W&P Armband to the Stuff area.

  • 6/16/01 - New Pic of the Week.

  • 6/11/01 - Added a poster advertisement, for Tanky boots, to the Stuff Area.

  • 6/10/01 - The debut of fake personalization in the form of - MyTankGirl. Each day you will sort of receive dynamically generated custom content about Tank Girl and this site. If you believe that, you'll get what you deserve! This area is now available from the navigation bar at the bottom of each page.
    You will notice a "rilly rilly NEW" button above. This is for larger updates to the site, not just the daily batches O crap. It's for those who don't visit too often - can you imagine? - and just want the big stuff.

  • 6/7/01 - Well, that didn't take long! Already recieved the first entry for the Be Tank Girl area.
    What could be better than a new piece of Fan Fiction? Lemme think about it. In the mean time, check out "Life Is Beautiful".
    And a new Pic of the Week.

  • 6/6/01 - Just a cosmetic update, but a cool one. I put some "grrrl icons" at the top of the main page - Very Tanky! You can visit the manufacturer (and buy the buttons & stickers) by clicking the asterisk on that page or their URL in the Link Area.
    Created a new area for those of you who want to Be Tank Girl. You'll find this area in the global navigation bar at the bottom each page on the site.

  • 6/4/01 - What! You want more STUFF?!? Ok.
    And how about a LINK to a site full of kick-ass-chic buttons?

  • 6/3/01 - all your pleasure are belong to us.
    Check out Emily on the Links Page.
    And if that weren't enough... there's a new piece of Fan Art.

  • 6/2/01 - Added Josie and Sydney to Toon Triumphs.
    Two more pieces of Fan Art have been posted.

  • 6/1/01 - Found some more cool stuff on ebay. Check it out in the Stuff area.

May 2001

  • 5/27/01 - Made some edits and updates to better explain my infatuation with Tank Girl.
    You can enjoy (or not) the two new additions to the Fake Celebrity Galleries. RLC might actually make a cool Tank Girl!

  • 5/20/01 - I added some new detail to ALL of the pages in the Fake Celebrity Galleries. Now you can see who the real Tank Girl contenders are!!
    Placed Lara Flynn Boyle, Jennifer Lopez & Katie Couric in the Fake Celebrity Gallery.
    And all your barbies are belong to us.

  • 5/19/01 - Got a cool new piece of Fan Art.
    Placed Amber Lynn in the Fake Celebrity Gallery.
    I renamed the files for all your base and split them onto two pages for increased load time. Enjoy!

  • 5/18/01 - Added a bit more to "The Factory in the Fan Fiction area.
    all your CRAZYSHIT are belong to us

  • 5/16/01 - Read "Eddie" in the Fan Fiction area. It gets HOT!
    jill_off is keeping things hot as well. Check out her latest tale, Thongs and Brew.

  • 5/14/01 - Added Red Like a Rose to the Fan Fiction area.

  • 5/12/01 - I'm still moving, but All your Ozomatli are belong to us.

  • 5/11/01 - Ideally, this would be a real update with tons of new pics and some totally fascinating info. Unfortunately, I'm moving and inundated with boxes of stuff (including Tanky comix) all over my new place. Soon I will have internet access and can resume my non-life of posting new stuff... :)

  • 5/5/01 - All your cropcircles are belong to us... or whoever the hell keeps creating them.
    Holy crap, is that another Pic of the Week? well, not really. Just an old cover shot.
    Updated the Site Map. This'll help ya figure out what all this crap is about.

  • 5/4/01 - you'll find one new pic in the Fake Celebrity gallery.
    AYBABTU, gosh darnit!

  • 5/3/01 - Added a continuation to the "Water & Power" story and added a new story called, "Snooze Button" in Fan Fiction.
    all your ibooks are belong to us

  • 5/2/01 - There is a new navigation bar in the Fan Fiction area, at the bottom of each story, to help you figure out where you are and what else is available. Hope it helps...
    And I added a continuation to the "Pre-Tank" story in Fan Fiction.
    Eventually I knew this would happen (not THAT, dammit!) - I added All Your Base to the main nav bar at the bottom of each page. I can't deny you; all your base.
    Did ya think I could do that without an all your base update?

  • 5/1/01 - I was thinking about the Fan Fiction area and wondering what I could do to improve it. Then I thought, "What if it was phucking legible?" Enjoy the new background color. Hope your eyes haven't bled too much.
    BTW- Send in a Tanky Story - it'll improve your karma (or something).
    all your homies are belong to us
    Added another site to the Links area.

April 2001

March 2001

  • 3/17/01 - Found some cool Tank Girl boots for sale on ebay.com. Grab a look in the Stuff area.

  • 3/11/01 - This site was created on a Macintosh. Primarily because PCs suck (don't be offended, hate isn't personal). I've noticed that some transparent GIFs on my site look rotten in PC browsers. I've tried fixing this, with little success. If life were longer, I'd care a bit more, but the truth is PCs were designed to communicate with other PCs, not with humans. Thus, we know what happens when PCs try to think.

  • 3/6/01 - Finally got around to updating the Quote area. This is a tough area to update frequently - there are only a limited number of quotes out there!

  • 3/5/01 - Check out the newest TANK GIRL Fan Fiction. Check out the story line and add your own spin to this tawdry tale.

  • 3/4/01 - Got a new Work-of-Art from Groove X. Check it out in the Fan Art area. And if YOU (yes, you) have created some Tanky Art - Send it in!
    Another Fake Celebrity had been added for your viewing enjoyment.

  • 3/1/01 - Ya know... everyone seems to think the USA economy is going to hell rather quickly. In an effort to survive the threatening recession, please click on my fake sponsors to help support nothing.

February 2001

  • 2/26/01 - Seems I doubled the Weekly Pic, so here's another Pic of the Week.

  • 2/24/01 - Just so you all know... There will come a time when new Tanky pics just won't exist. Sad, but true. But in the mean time here's another Pic of the Week.
    Send in your Tanky Fan Art. I'll post it.

  • 2/23/01 - Added a new feature the the Navigation Bar that will let you send this site's URL to your friends, worst enemies, or your Mom.

  • 2/19/01 - Please take a moment to fill out our Feedback Form and tell us what you'd like to see on this site.
    So, you've seen various celebrities given a bit of Tanky flair. What if we took the hottest 'toons and did the same? Introducing, 'Toon Triumphs.

  • 2/18/01 - Generated a few more Fake Celebrity images.

  • 2/17/01 - You might find this hard t believe, but there's another Pic of the Week. Who cares, you tosser!
    And there's one more Fake Celebrity image.
    Go play Tank Race in the Frivolity area.

    Got a Tanky site? What're ya waitin' for? Submit it!!

  • 2/14/01 - Added a fan site to the Links area. And now you can submit your site for posting on this page.

  • 2/10/01 - Added a game of Tic Tac Toe to the Frivolity area.
    Who'd of thought it? Another new Pic of the Week.
    Added another Picture Gallery, although there is nothing new in it. Strange, huh?

  • 2/6/01 - Tank Girl is coming to DVD.

January 2001

December 2000

November 2000

  • 11/26/00 - Let MGM Studios know that you want to see Tank Girl released on DVD. I have added a DVD link to the bottom of each page on this site.
    New image in the Fake Celebrity Gallery.
    Added some more Stuff from ebay.com (be sure to check out ebay and bid on these items!). And created a new Stuff page.

  • 11/25/00 - Another Pic of the Week.

  • 11/15/00 - Posted the "TG DVD Protest" site in the Links area. Join the effort to get Tank Girl released on DVD.

  • 11/12/00 - Posted some more Stuff.
    New Pic of the Week.

October 2000

  • 10/23/00 - New Pic of the Week.

  • 10/10/00 - Tanky's Back!!!
    I had a bit of a registration dilemma that left my domain down for a few days, but we're back.
    New Pic of the Week.

September 2000

  • 9/23/00 - Sorry the updates have been lagging lately. I met an amazing girl (dare I say, more amazing than Tanky!) who has been filling my time with incredible adventures.

    Added a new Pic of the Week.
    Found another DeadLine Cover.
    You'll find a few more images in Gallery 7.

  • 9/14/00 - Finally another Pic of the Week.

August 2000

July 2000

June 2000

  • 6/29/00 - Keep visiting the "Quote of the Day" area for more Tanky-isms.
    Updated the e-mail page to include some "reader feedback" and stuff.

  • 6/28/00 - Added more Stuff.

  • 6/25/00 - Moved the WN link to the footer nav bar.
    Added Image Gallery 6.
    Added pics from the TG Movie Adaptation.
    More Pics added to TG2 page.
    Added a Trade Paperback ad to "Stuff"

  • 6/24/00 - New "PIC OF THE WEEK".
    Added some new pics to "IMAGE GALLERY 5".
    New "STUFF 4".
    Another "FAKE CELEBRITY".
    New area - "QUOTE OF THE DAY"
    Added a "SITE MAP" for those who easily get lost.

  • 6/19/00 - 1 more "FAKE CELEBRITY" added.
    Another Deadline cover has been added to "COMIC COVERS".
    Updated the "MULTIMEDIA - GAME" area.

  • 6/18/00 - Added a promo poster and Trading Card wrapper to the "STUFF" area.
    2 house pix added to "IMAGE GALLERY 5".
    "TRANSPORTATION" area added to nav bar featuring info about Tanky's tank.

  • 6/13/00 - New "PIC OF THE WEEK".

  • 6/5/00 - Added a new page of "STUFF".
    Another Tank Girl 2 cover is now in the "COMIC COVERS" area.
    2 new pics in the "FAKE CELEBRITY IMAGE GALLERY 2"

  • 6/1/00 - Added some more "STUFF".
    One more Deadline cover is in the "COMIC COVERS" area.

May 2000

  • 5/29/00 - New "PIC OF THE WEEK".
    One new "FAKE CELEBRITY" image.

  • 5/28/00 - Added some cool new "STUFF".

  • 5/22/00 - Two new "FAKE CELEBRITY" images.

  • 5/21/00 - Added more pics to "IMAGES" gallery 5.

  • 5/20/00 - Added another "FAKE CELEBRITY" image.

  • 5/18/00 - New "PIC OF THE WEEK".

  • 5/17/00 - Created a "WHERE ARE THEY NOW" image Gallery with some more up to date images.
    Added some more "STUFF".

  • 5/15/00 - Added a few more "FAKE CELEBRITY" images.
    Found a few more TG sites and put them on the "LINKS" page.

  • 5/15/00 - Added a movie prop to the "STUFF" area.
    More "FAKE CELEBRITY" images.
    Found a few more "LINKS"

  • 5/12/00 - Added 2 "FAKE CELEBRITY" images.

  • 5/11/00 - Added the "KIND OF..." page featuring the next best thing to Tanky!
    Found another Press Kit for the "STUFF" area.

  • 5/10/00 - Two new "FAKE CELEBRITY" images.

  • 5/9/00 - New "PIC OF THE WEEK".

  • 5/8/00 - More "STUFF".
    More "FAKE CELEBRITY" images.

  • 5/7/00 - I'm surprised that there is still more "STUFF" out there.
    Added a "FAKE CELEBRITY" Gallery to the image gallery area.

  • 5/6/00 - Still more "STUFF".

  • 5/4/00 - Added some more "STUFF" again.

  • 5/3/00 - Added some more "STUFF".

  • 5/2/00 - New "PIC OF THE WEEK".

April 2000

  • 4/26/00 - Added some more "STUFF" and more Deadline "COMIC COVERS".

  • 4/25/00 - Added a few more covers to the "COMIC COVERS" area.
    Found a pic of the promo card - Now found on the "TRADING CARD" page.

  • 4/24/00 - Changed the Nav Bar to include a "MULTIMEDIA" link. Here you can find Movie, Soundtrack, and Game info.
    Added a few more items to the "STUFF" page.
    Updated the "MOVIE" page

  • 4/23/00 - Added a "Pic of the Week" area for those foolish enough to expect a new pic every week.
    Found an ad for TG t-shirts. It's been added to the "Stuff" page.

  • 4/21/00 - Updated the Trading Card page with card-backs and more info.

  • 4/1/00 - The beginning...