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Tank Girl Vibrators - June 2007

Next time you're vexed and in a really Tanky mood, just remember that "fuck Tank Girl" now has a literal meaning. Just when you though Jamie Hewlett had jumped ship and gone the route of Gorillaz, his Tanky-ness has resurfaced in a vibrator... à la Tank Girl.

Hewlett has teamed up with sex toy company Jimmyjane to make a limited edition series of vibrators. Six characters imagined by Hewlett are each etched onto 1,500 Little Something test tube-sized vibes. Each Ultimate Member Limited toy is packaged in a box featuring more artwork by Hewlett.

Personally, I feel the artwork of Jamie Hewlett shouldn't be wasted on a tiny little vibrator. It should adorn a massive dildo with a bulbous head, bursting veins and those funny balls they often add cuz that atrocious level or realism is what really makes a dildo do it's thang.

I think a ball-point pen would deliver the same thrill as this tiny vibe... and you can draw funny pictures in the margin of a book when you're done diddling.