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Idiocy

Cut, Paste & Dress

There are two ways to play...

  • Traditional - with sissors, paste and too much free time. (Below)
  • Interactive - with lurid desires and a few clicks on yer mouse. (Over here)
Cut, paste and Dress Tank Girl Game Cut, paste and Dress Tank Girl Game

Click the images above and follow these simple steps to create a wonderful afternoon of frivolous fun. Be warned that the time you spend on this project will forever be passed and you will have no way to regain this time for doing something useful.

  • Print out the full size images above.
  • Paste each one to a piece of cardboard.
  • Allow time for paste to dry.
  • Cut out Tank Girl image and stand.
  • Place frightening naked figure in stand, so she stands upright.
  • Cut out individual clothing items.
  • Affix them the the Tank Girl figure
  • Slap yourself. You’re an idiot.

If you’d like to wast far less time, try the ineractive version.