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Idiocy

Frivolity: Fun & Games

Britney Spears -vs- Tank Girl

Britney Spears		Tank Girl

Beautiful, sexy bimbo.	1	Beautiful, sexy woman.
Drinks Pepsi.	2	Drinks beer - and lots of it.
Teen-queen who is lusted after by boys and their perverted fathers.	3	Queen of the Outback who is lusted after by perverts like me.
Sweet voice of the teen generation.	4	Wicked huntress who voices her opinions at inopportune times.
Known for her sexy outfits and gyrating hips.	5	Tattered clothing barely covers her hips.
Wants to be role model for children.	6	Wants to roll over everything in her path.
Has sex with Backstreet Boys.	7	Deplores boy-bands and shags a Roo.
Flaunts pelvic-thrusts that upset the executives at Disney.	8	Isn't sure what a pelvis really is.
Blonde.	9	Bald.
Cuts albums	10	Cuts people... in half.