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Idiocy

Tanked Galleries: All Your Base Are Belong to Us Gallery

Now here's a fad stranger than most:
Bad Japanese video game translations entangled in pop-culture.

um...ok... maybe you won't find it all that funny, but... give it time. Slowly, you'll find its darn amusing.
The premise comes from a poorly translated Japanese video game in which the dialog during the intro sequence was so atrocious, that it has become a catch phrase on the net - All your base are belong to us.

People have been inserting this phrase, among others, into various photos. In the "olden days" we used to copy/paste celebrity heads onto nude bodies. The new millennium has raised the bar on acceptable levels of copy/pasting. No longer can we nonchalantly paste Calista Flockhart's head onto Crystal Wilder's body in a luscious, "Ally meets the porn industry" photo extravaganza.

These days we are expected to intricately and delicately intertwine oddly translated video game phrases into clever digital art. I've always felt like an irreverent bastard and never followed the pack, but I find myself helpless to resist the allure of All Your Base. My only justification is my lust for Tank Girl and integrating a bit of Tanky with the Base.

all your Metallica are belong to us all your Anna are belong to us all your Al are belong to us all your 2600 are belong to us all your Tom are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your guitars are belong to us all your NASCAR are belong to us all your Alyssa are belong to us all your Anime are belong to us all The News Media are belong to us all your Jennifer are belong to us all your Lamborghinis are belong to us all your guns are belong to us all your over-hyped singers are belong to us all your Dummies are belong to us all your Disney are belong to us all your Halford are belong to us all your TransWorld Sk8 Mag are belong to us all your Stephen King are belong to us all your Idiots are belong to us all your Alyssa Milano's are belong to us all your SOF are belong to us all your base are belong to ESPN all your Tanky are belong to us all your Jeff Spicoli are belong to us all your Volley Balls are belong to us all your Lords of Acid are belong to us all your Alfred Neuman are belong to us all your Jolt Cola are belong to us all your Redrum are belong to us all your Punk are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your code are belong to us all your code are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your skateboards are belong to us all your cigarettes are belong to us all your cigarettes are belong to us all your homies are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your UFOs are belong to us all your racquets are belong to us all your greasey burgers are belong to us all your crimes are belong to us all your hamburglers are belong to us all your iBooks are belong to us all your thongs are belong to us all your Cocaine are belong to us all your CuteLittleDeadGirls are belong to us all your movies are belong to us all your slutz are belong to us all your Bart are belong to us all your crop circles are belong to us all your Ozo are belong to us all your Online Ads are belong to us all your cookies are belong to us all your drunken pilots are belong to us all your country music are belong to us all your slayers are belong to us all your barbies are belong to us all your Brine are belong to us all your plesure are belong to us all your vans are belong to us all your C.H.I.P.S. are belong to us all your kung-fu are belong to us all your Super-Mario are belong to us all your Wheels are belong to us all your Gorillaz are belong to us all your rilly-shitty-movies are belong to us all your Emily are belong to us all your religions are belong to us