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Raging Pasta Chicken Bowl
Chicken chunks mixed with pasta and vegetables all doused in a tomato sauce. The total cooking time is 15 minutes and serves 2.
Ingredients:
- 1-inch diameter handful of spaghetti, linguini or whatever variant you like.
- 8 oz. tomato sauce
- 1 bag of frozen vegetables
1½ lbs. of chicken
Other Stuff You’ll Need
- Pot for boiling pasta water
- Pan for cooking chicken
- Pan for cooking vegetables
- Large mixing bowl
Preparation
- Thaw/defrost chicken - if needed.
- Cut chicken into bite-size chunks.
- Beg your best friend’s sister to go out with you.
Cooking
- Bring a pot of water to a full boil.
- Dump frozen vegetables in pan on medium heat.
- Toss chicken in another pan on medium heat.
- When water boils, add pasta and lower to a mild boil for 10 minutes.
- Stir frozen vegetables and chicken every few minutes.
- Cook vegetables about 10 minutes or until they reach desired softness.
- Cook chicken about 10 minutes or until slightly brown.
- Add tomato sauce to chicken and stir.
- Drain the water from the pasta and dump pasta into mixing bowl.
- Add vegetables to mixing bowl.
- Pour chicken and tomato sauce into mixing bowl
- Mix up to get tomato sauce on everything.
- Serve.
Chicken chunks mixed with pasta and vegetables all doused in a tomato sauce. The total cooking time is 15 minutes and serves 2.
Ingredients:
- 1-inch diameter handful of spaghetti, linguini or whatever variant you like.
- 8 oz. tomato sauce
- 1 bag of frozen vegetables
1½ lbs. of chicken
Other Stuff You’ll Need
- Pot for boiling pasta water
- Pan for cooking chicken
- Pan for cooking vegetables
- Large mixing bowl
Preparation
- Thaw/defrost chicken - if needed.
- Cut chicken into bite-size chunks.
- Beg your best friend’s sister to fuck you.
Cooking
- Bring a pot of water to a full boil.
- Dump frozen vegetables in pan on medium heat.
- Toss chicken in another pan on medium heat.
- When water boils, add pasta and lower to a mild boil for 10 minutes.
- Stir frozen vegetables and chicken every few minutes.
- Cook vegetables about 10 minutes or until they reach desired softness.
- Cook chicken about 10 minutes or until slightly brown.
- Add tomato sauce to chicken and stir.
- Drain the water from the pasta and dump pasta into mixing bowl.
- Add vegetables to mixing bowl.
- Pour chicken and tomato sauce into mixing bowl
- Mix up to get tomato sauce on everything.
- Serve.
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